About Me

I like to write stories about cars and space. I graduated from Metropolitan State University of Denver with a B.A. in English and History. I like gardening, Formula 1, and dogs. My nightly routine includes reading Rilke and obscure wiki articles before bed.

on to the important dogs in my life

This is Chewie, my 11 year old shih tzu. He likes to eat snow and cupcake wrappers. He spends his time napping, peeing, and irritating my mother. He’s also notoriously friendly.
this is an accurate meme about chewie
This is Chewie and his best friend Monk, who is possibly an alien sent to earth as a sort of ambassador for his people. His age? Anywhere from 16 to 20,000 cycles around a sun.
This is Tubby, my very clever and very grumpy boy. He’s our pack leader and runs the house with an iron fist. He’s not afraid to grumble or snap at anyone who disobeys him. Never mind the fact that he’s only about 22 pounds of tub and bristly fur. Underneath, he’s a massive softy.
Is this a chicken? Why yes, it is indeed, a chicken. This scrappy little chicken is the baby of our pack and acts accordingly. His favorite position is with his snoot on the warm laptop I’m currently using.
This is Tulip, my angel, my baby, my torpedo of terror, my big lady, my big head, my ding-a-ling, my sweet girl, my potato. My Tulip Ophelia.